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| 0:00 | Walt Disney Classics; Dist. by Buena Vista; Story by Collodi? Bull. |
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| 0:01 | Story Adaptation? More like thrown straight out the window! |
| 0:02 | Jiminy Cricket Superstar has the Bug Bug. But let’s call him Pepe. |
| 0:03 | Bilevel multiplane was ahead of its time. |
| 0:04 | Pepe is in. He’s warming his butt when he sees ClockWerx |
| 0:05 | Here comes Q with Figaro. Pepe’s got the moves. |
| 0:06 | So 008’s name is Pinocchio. |
| 0:07 | Song cue: little wooden head. But isn’t a woodenhead a blockhead? |
| 0:08 | Pepe makes a fool of himself; 008 kicks the cat. |
| 0:09 | 008 acts like the cat; Q has no sox appeal; here comes the ClockWerx |
| 0:10 | But Q still wonders what time it is. |
| 0:11 | Some say Q and 008 look gay in a nightshirt. Liars. |
| 0:12 | Figaro tweening error; the window is open. |
| 0:13 | Standard "star light, star bright" line |
| 0:14 | How do all those clocks stay wound? |
| 0:15 | You need Breathe Right, Q. Here comes an alien in fairy form. |
| 0:16 | But where’s the blue hair? And how does 008 already know perfect English? |
| 0:17 | Fairy gives 008 the mission objectives; Pepe is 008’s conscience. |
| 0:18 | Pepe tries to be Bond and gets new clothes. |
| 0:19 | A heart to heart talk. |
| 0:20 | Song cue: Give a little whistle |
| 0:21 | Whip donkey. Have I seen that girl? They’re up. |
| 0:22 | Q is more of a scaredy cat than Figaro; all I wanna do is shoot a gun |
| 0:23 | Q isn’t dreaming. |
| 0:24 | Instead, Q’s ecstatic. More music? |
| 0:25 | Fire! Call 911! |
| 0:26 | Now Cleo’s bowl is polluted. Figaro has a color bug. |
| 0:27 | Now that’s N64 level multiplane. Where’s Luigi the street singer? |
| 0:28 | 008 always calls Q father. Q gives him an apple; 008 does a head 360. |
| 0:29 | There are Fox and Katt. Fox notices 008. |
| 0:30 | Fox calls himself Honest John. Why? He’s Foulfellow in book adaptations of Disney. |
| 0:31 | I’m OK. Why is that the ABC book and not NBC? |
| 0:32 | Fox can’t even spell 008. And he admits to being gay! |
| 0:33 | Song cue: an actor’s life for me |
| 0:34 | Fox needs to be Richard Pried out |
| 0:35 | Pepe gives 008 his Truman Show line. |
| 0:36 | song cue: I got no strings to hold me down; he falls. |
| 0:37 | And 008 doesn’t know C. But he does a spin kick. |
| 0:38 | Macarena cannot be danced with strings. |
| 0:39 | I’m kicking my donkey, and now I’m rolling in lire. |
| 0:40 | Q sentences his pets to malnutrition. |
| 0:41 | So 008’s an actor now. Kind of like everybody but Truman. |
| 0:42 | Fire-eater cages 008. Too bad Q hasn’t given him gadgets yet. |
| 0:43 | Teach the world to throw the liars in the fires. |
| 0:44 | What about Pepe? |
| 0:45 | Can he pick the lock? |
| 0:46 | It’s the old model. Papa Q is coming. |
| 0:47 | He’s made of wood but he’s crying tears. Here comes fairy. |
| 0:48 | The lies start. |
| 0:49 | It’s as plain as the nose on your face. |
| 0:50 | He didn’t even have to tell the truth. 008 and Pepe get out. |
| 0:51 | I didn’t know they had Red Lobster back then! There’s Fox and Katt. |
| 0:52 | Is 008 a stupid little boy? |
| 0:53 | cut tweening error; 008 is trying to go to school when he’s caned |
| 0:54 | by Fox and Katt. They play Doctor on 008. |
| 0:55 | He’s allergic to life so he’s going to Pleasure Island. |
| 0:56 | Lampwick tries to be Bond. |
| 0:57 | They’re on the boat. When they get there, the Muzak is Actor’s Life. Huh? |
| 0:58 | Don’t smoke don’t choke don’t get sick. They broke 98 windows. Jackdonkey? |
| 0:59 | Lampwick and 008 bust-a-move on the pool table. |
| 1:00 | Sick! 008 won’t even shoot his own ball! |
| 1:01 | Pepe sounds like Kenny from South Park, screwball. |
| 1:02 | Jackdonkey? |
| 1:03 | Pepe tries to leave, but the door is locked. He sees donkeys. |
| 1:04 | The only beatle around here is mop-top Q from Xmas. What’s in Lampwick’s donkey? |
| 1:05 | Lampwick is a donkey. |
| 1:06 | 008 begins to turn into one. |
| 1:07 | Dry land is Papa’s destiny. |
| 1:08 | You’ve got mail. Pepe reads it to 008. Because wood floats, 008 has to |
| 1:09 | rock and roll. |
| 1:10 | How the heck do they breathe? |
| 1:11 | Pepe parrots 008 and yells Father! |
| 1:12 | So that’s how they recharge their oxygen supply. |
| 1:13 | Gender alive. |
| 1:14 | Inside the whale... |
| 1:15 | Tuna bonus level for both Q |
| 1:16 | and 008. |
| 1:17 | 008 has penetrated the base. They’re reunited but how will they leave? |
| 1:18 | Take of the hat and donkey shows. |
| 1:19 | They plan the escape strategy. |
| 1:20 | Ah-choo! |
| 1:21 | We’re in the last level. |
| 1:22 | The battle is nothing like Nintendo’s version. |
| 1:23 | Again, they forget he’s wood. |
| 1:24 | Is it game over for 008? Notice Q never says die. |
| 1:25 | That is not JTT. It’s someone else. This cartoon can actually act. |
| 1:26 | More ClockWerx. So there’s Pepe’s badge. |
| 1:27 | The End/A Walt Disney Production |