This is censored; words such as gender and donkey may be grammatically
wrong in many places because my censor does a simple search and replace.
| 0:00 | They're all made of wood! 008 calls Q "Papa Geppetto"; what's white rain? |
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| 0:01 | Fox and Katt are back. I hope it turns out OK, knock on wood! |
| 0:02 | Pinocchio's Christmas © 1980 Rankin/Bass |
| 0:03 | Who's Todd Porter? |
| 0:04 | Q's starting with the man in the mirror. |
| 0:05 | He doesn't even have a cent! |
| 0:06 | So 008 knows his ABCs; now he's learning his 123s. There goes his nose! |
| 0:07 | Fox and Katt show up. They're farfromtr*thful
about a money tree.
Change this line! |
| 0:08 | Gonna get lucky? Knock on your own self. He said daddy. |
| 0:09 | Fire-eater is called Fire-eater. He sounds like Tigger. |
| 0:10 | They said pennies. Either this is a good donkey translation or they bleeped up. |
| 0:11 | 008 alias Sir Larry Olive-tree acts. Let 'em laugh. |
| 0:12 | Her name is Giulietta. |
| 0:13 | But here comes Q. |
| 0:14 | Giulietta's gonna morph into something 008 will 00 hate. |
| 0:15 | Here comes the cap. |
| 0:16 | 008 tells Giulietta his story. There's Antonio Cherry. 008 is Kenny from South Park? |
| 0:17 | Q gets the log. |
| 0:18 | Unlike Pepe, Q is a beatle. 008 names himself Pinocchio. |
| 0:19 | 008 kicks Q's donkey. Q will be 008's father figure. |
| 0:20 | 008 meets Fox and Katt. Pepe has the bug bug. |
| 0:21 | Red Lobster? Back then? Like in Disney? |
| 0:22 | Is that Quasimodo from Victor Hugo's The Hunchback of Notre Dame? |
| 0:23 | Buy this. Buy that. |
| 0:24 | Fox lies to 008 about Giulietta. May lightning |
| 0:25 | strike them down. |
| 0:26 | Fire-eater tries to use a standard marionette instead of 008. |
| 0:27 | fairy's name is Azora. She claims maternity. Pepe is a doctor now. |
| 0:28 | girlfriend already been carved? |
| 0:31 | Q finds the lifeless Sir Larry Olive-tree puppet. |
| 0:32 | Song cue. |
| 0:33 | Still going... |
| 0:34 | 008 heads home but meets Fox and Katt. The wooden boy has all the bases |
| 0:35 | covered, or so he thinks. Katt keeps bleeping up. |
| 0:36 | He's going. But here comes Quasi. Are those donkeys from Terra Magica? |
| 0:37 | What is weakened glee? It isn't Santa's castle. |
| 0:38 | That guy's got an even longer nose! |
| 0:39 | The kids aren't impressed. I'd take R&B any day. |
| 0:40 | Oh I get it! Father means duke, and Papa means Q. |
| 0:41 | That's santa but he doesn't recognize 008 as Randy. |
| 0:42 | Q is still crying when 008 waltzes in. Giulietta lives. |
| 0:43 | Everyone has Christmas breakfast. Oh what those oats can do. |
| 0:44 | A sneak preview of 008's later life. Even the real boy looks wooden. |
| 0:45 | Roll the Rankin/Bass credits. |