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New Line HV; Kushner Locke; Savoy; New Line Cinema |
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(heart)GL; lightning strikes; title splash |
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Q gets wood |
0:03 |
In the town, The Grape Escape board game commercial jingle is playing;
pranksters spill Q’s wood pile. |
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Q consults his creations |
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Firewood hops; Q sees carved GL sign |
0:06 |
Begins to carve 008; hand jumps |
0:07 |
working on the head; cat is Nina not
Figaro |
0:08 |
Q teaches 008 to walk and to say “excuse me coming through” and names
him pine eye |
0:09 |
While Q bathes, 008’s eyes come to life. |
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What the heck are these strings? |
0:11 |
008 sees Q bathing; Q thinks he’s lost his mind. |
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This could be George Michael’s Father
Figure. 008 climbs out the window. |
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008 hangs with the Prince of Persia move. |
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008 follows a bird, jumps off the roof, and falls into a pile of clothing. |
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Leona comes into play. |
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The kids notice the little wooden
boy |
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So do Fox and Katt. |
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Q’s as confused as the rest of them; 008 meets a real boy. |
0:19 |
Follow the bouncing ball... |
0:20 |
Fox and Katt tell Fire-eater about
their find. |
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It is implied that the camera is in Rome or a nearby town; 008 is not
for sale. |
0:22 |
But Fire-eater keeps trying. |
0:23 |
Boys do like bugs. |
0:24 |
The track; Q sold the emperor puppet
to Fire-eater. |
0:25 |
The trek to school |
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Is that Brad from Home Improvement? Does that make 008
Randy? Ever get termites? |
0:27 |
008 punches Lampwick. Teacher asks what happened? 008’s nose grows... |
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... even longer. |
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Infantino can’t get the tissue in time. |
0:30 |
008 has to leave school. |
0:31 |
008 eats a “piece of cake.” |
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And sparks fly. |
0:33 |
Q is under arrest. He has the right to remain silent. |
0:34 |
What is love? |
0:35 |
Cheep special effect for Pepe, 008’s cricket conscience. |
0:36 |
Pepe is trying to do the YMCA derivative PEPSI. |
0:37 |
008 and Pepe become friends. |
0:38 |
Case 491: The people vs. Malcolm Geppetto Baldini aka
Q |
0:39 |
Q pleads guilty; he has to pay 30,000 lire (about US $20). Fire-eater
pays |
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in exchange for the puppet. 008 asks Q what’s a family? |
0:41 |
Q is freed, and 008 moves in with Fire-eater. |
0:42 |
I love you papa. |
0:43 |
I got no strings to hold me down. Woe to tyranny? Excuse me coming
through! |
0:44 |
We’re Lilliputians, and here comes Lemuel Gulliver; where’s
Figaro? |
0:45 |
Pepe warns 008 |
0:46 |
Fire-eater eats red hot chili peppers |
0:47 |
Dinosaur spits fire. |
0:48 |
008 saves his brothers and sisters but he gotta find Bubba! |
0:49 |
He
floats |
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On the ground he comes back down |
0:51 |
Q heads for the forest; Pepe talks about Pine-Sol |
0:52 |
woodpecker. Huh huh, wood. I said pecker. |
0:53 |
Fox and Katt go to church. |
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So does 008. |
0:55 |
All I need is a miracle. |
0:56 |
Money tree? |
0:57 |
008 watches paint dry. |
0:58 |
Pepe tells 008 it won’t work. |
0:59 |
Here come the donkeys and the donkey holes. |
1:00 |
Talks about the Web; loses his hat |
1:01 |
Welcome to Terra Magica |
1:02 |
Smash the signs |
1:03 |
Can Q swim? |
1:04 |
shoot the bugs |
1:05 |
All I wanna do is buy a gun |
1:06 |
And 008 gets shot; does
blood run down the screen? |
1:07 |
The track again, and 008 laughs like Woody Woodpecker |
1:08 |
It’s a wooden coaster but it just went upside-down! |
1:09 |
They’re in the donkey hole. |
1:10 |
008’s not a jackdonkey. Fire-eater grabs the ears. |
1:11 |
008 discloses the nature of his nose action. |
1:12 |
Fire-eater is in the water, and he becomes Monstro
the whale. |
1:13 |
The kids run away. |
1:14 |
Leona doesn’t know wood floats. There goes 008. |
1:15 |
Monstro eats 008. |
1:16 |
Crickets play cricket. |
1:17 |
The voice rings through. |
1:18 |
We’re in the throat. 008 lies to open the passage. His nose
grows. |
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Ow! It broke. Monstro sneezes them out. |
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I learned mouth to mouth in French class. |
1:21 |
And 008 gets enough real flesh to look like a real boy. |
1:22 |
But JTT is even more wooden than the puppet, according to critics. |
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Pilgrims my donkey. Pepe leaves. |
1:24 |
008 lies but there’s enough flesh covering his nose. |
1:25 |
And now Fox and Katt are the animals that they are. How about carving
008 a girlfriend? |
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It’s over. Collodi’s name comes up. You can press rewind now. |
If you need explanation for one of my obscure cultural allusions, it’s
probably already in boldface, and I’m working on it.